In a message dated 8/24/01 2:12:36 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
John.Deikis@med.va.gov writes:
> First of all, he's been known to surf the net dressed only in a
> handkerchief. Rumor has it he has raced his bugeye nude. I've raced my
> Midget in the same group with him, and he's always sneaking up behind me and
> making loud belching sounds that cause me to lift prematurely and let him
> by. He has body perforations and facial hair. He travels with not one, but
> TWO women, who were once asked by officials in Akron to put rain coats over
> their outfits in a public place because it was a family venue. It has been
> rumored that he participates in the slave trade of white women and these two
> gals are really brain-washed Belorussians who learned race car maintenance
> from a series of cassette tapes he prepared while serving as oil change boy
> and BahBahLube applicator for an obscure IMSA team from West Japipp, Ohio.
> He has been seen driving a converted bread truck with its checkers in
> disarray. Inside are photos of naked women and a *brass pole* for
> after-race shenanigans. He has been censured (and perhaps even censored) by
> none other than WST, The Flounder of Team Thicko, where I understand there
> are NO RULES! He calls his car "Tinkerbell" and calls his tinkerbell "car."
> He runs a fake license plate! Is this the kind of person YOU want your
> children to be emailing???? None of this is exaggerated. I have no
> commercial interest. Just be ready! He is the kind of person your parents
> warned you about.
>
All of this is true. That's why he's my new hero!
Chris Eck
59 Bugeye
59 TR3A
93 Audi S4 TQ
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