Was: Stupid Tricks, Now REVENGE!

If the dolt is dumb enough to leave it unlocked, or you have access to a
slim Jim, antifreeze in the oil will soon have it leaking from places
you never would have believed oil could leak from. Moth crystals in the
fuel tank can be interesting also. Or after he gets it repaired, you
could just carry your BFH to work with you and add a new dent every few
days.
Kate