Airport Security (NO lbc)

  The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline
  officials at O'Hare International Airport refused to let a 73-year-old
  grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two six-inch
  knitting needles. Apparently, they were worried that she might knit an
  Afghan.

       Ed in NC
  (I fell for it. Why shouldn't y'all have the chance? ;-) )