> Are you tired of all those mushy "Friendship Poems" and sappy drivvel your
> Aunt Edna sends you over the internet?
> Well, here is a"friendship poem" that really speaks to truth itself! (Let
> me put down the remote and cut and paste it in.):
>
Okay, I'm ready:
> A Friend
>
> When you are sad, I will get drunk with you and help plot revenge against
> the
> sorry bastard who made you sad.
> When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whateveris choking you.
> When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
> When you are scared, I will rag you about itevery chance I get.
> When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
> worse
> it could be and to quit whining.
> When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb
> ass.
> When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. Idon't want
> whatever you have.
> When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
> This is my oath,..I pledge til the end.
> Why you ask? Because you're my friend!
>
> "A FRIEND will listen to you bitch.
> A GOOD FRIEND will help you hide the
> bodies."
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