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Is it me? (No LBC)

To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Is it me? (No LBC)
Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2002 15:32:31 EST
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts
his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your
family blames the tobacco company.   

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames
the bartender. 
   
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. 
  
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer. 
  
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill
the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the
mother of the deceased blames the airline.
  
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. 
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

Allen Hefner
"send chuck to sebring" fund coordinator (another Saab story!)
Send donations via PayPal to my e-mail address - ajhsys@aol.com 
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