Hi List,
Just had to share this joke with you. Still laughing.....
Ron in Ireland
'59 AN5 "Oggibip"
>A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a
>good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman
>says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee,
>there's a better one. At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another
>drink, and MacDougal himself will buy yir third drink!"
>
>The others agree that sounds like a good place.
>
>Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come
>from, dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's dis place, Vincenzo's. At
>Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy anudda
>drink, Vincenzo buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a
>great bar.
>
>Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in
>Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, they boy you your
>forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, den dey boy you your tird
>drink, and den, after all dat, dey take you in de back and you get laid!"
>"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
>
>"No," says the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
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