By nature, I dont cuss, or is that, "curse"??LOL
But I receieved this a few minutes ago and it
made me laugh. I needed a good laugh and this
did it..anyway whether you cuss or curse or whether
you dont, its funny..if you dont want to read it
after the subject title,,hey do it!!...DELETE it!
But I would read it first and then DELETE it if I
were you. And even if I werent you, I would read
it and then pass it along to someone else..maybe
someone that needs a really good laugh because you
know, LIFE does DEAL you alot of S**T sometimes
and this will help ease the reality of it..:)
Have a good day,,I am!!!
Bobbie/Bree? Whoever???? :)
> Subject: S_ _ T by George Carlin
>
>
>
> Shit
>
>
> One of the most important words in the English
> language?
> Well, shit...
>
> Shit has to be one of the most
> important words in the English language.
>
> You can be shit faced,
> shit out of luck,
> or have shit for brains.
> With a little effort, you can get your shit
> together,
> find a place for your shit
> or decide to shit or get off the pot.
>
> You can smoke shit,
> buy shit,
> sell shit,
> lose shit,
> find shit,
> forget shit,
> and tell others to eat shit and die.
> Some people know their shit
> while others can't tell the difference
> between shit and shineola.
>
> There are lucky shits,
> dumb shits,
> crazy shits,
> and sweet little shits.
>
> There is bull shit,
> horse shit and
> chicken shit.
>
> You can throw shit,
> sling shit,
> catch shit,
> or duck when shit hits the fan.
> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> You can find yourself in deep shit
> or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
> Some days are colder than shit,
> some days are hotter than shit,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like shit,
> things can look like shit,
> and there are times when you feel like shit.
>
> You can have too much shit,
> not enough shit,
> the right shit,
> the wrong shit or
> a lot of weird shit.
>
> You can carry shit,
> have a mountain of shit,
> or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
> and other times you swim in a lake of shit
> and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts,
> it's one of the basic building blocks of creation.
> And remember, once you know your shit,
> you don't need to take shit from anyone else!
>
> You could pass this along...if you give a shit.
>
> - George Carlin
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