Planes
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy
admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest
always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."
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