I turned 54 yesterday, and one of my daughters sent me this...
so very true.....
THINGS IT TOOK OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN - by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative
on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why
the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
potential, that
word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and
"mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with
you almost
never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up
and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is
gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a
clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight
savings time.
10. There comes a time when you should stop
expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age
eleven.
11. The one thing that unites all human beings,
regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average
drivers.
12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the
waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It
never fails.)
13. Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something
new. Remember
that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of
professionals
built the Titanic.
Robert Houston
Transervicios S.A. de C.V.
915-592-2082
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