> Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the
> Pearly
> Gates by St. Peter. He says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives,
> that
> I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you
> want to be.
> >
> " The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's
> gone.
> >
> >The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
> >
> >The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter looks
> perplexed.
> "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes
> his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a
> bell."
> >
> >The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to
> St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back
> to her and
> says...."No sister, this says the 'Sahara Pipeline' was laid by 1,400
> men in
> 6 months"
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