In the same light: A little old lady in a nursing home walks into the room
where all the men are playing cards. She holds up her hand and says "Anyone who
can guess what I have in my hand can have sex with me right now." One wag
answers facetiously "An elephant!!!". And the little old lady answers: "Close
enough".
Just got both of the below re-registered and I'm going out for a drive. Yes, in
both of them.
Geoff Branch
'74 Meejit "Yellow Peril"
'72 Innocenti 1300 Mini
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> > A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing
> > >home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say
> > "Super sex."
> > She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her
> > gown at him, she said, "Super sex."
> > He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll
> > >take the soup."
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