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No lbc, a joke,

To: "Spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: No lbc, a joke,
Date: Tue, 4 Nov 2003 16:31:18 -0600 with any abuse report
The Old Man and The Marine   An old man approached the White House from
> >the park across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park
> >bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like
> >to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the old
> >man and said, "Sir, Mr.. Clinton is no longer President and no longer
> >resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following
> >day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,
> >"I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again
> >told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer President and no longer
> >resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The
> >third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
> >same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President
> >Clinton." The marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at
> >the old man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been
> >here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton. I've told you already that Mr.
> >Clinton is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you
> >understand?"
> >The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
> >hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you
> >tomorrow Sir!"

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