Firetruck
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station,
when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet, and the wagon is tied
to a dog and a cat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is
nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell
you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."
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