>> RETIREMENT PLANNING
>> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
>> now be worth $49.00.
>> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>>
>> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
>> all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
>> price, you would have $214.00.
>> Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
>> recycle.
>>
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>> It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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