Real life - Top three things...

...that your wife can say to you to make pull weeds in
the backyard and stop re-packing wheel bearings on
your race car in the garage on a sunny Sunday
afternoon:

1)"Rachel (ed. note: the 24 yr old model who lives
next door) is sunning herself in a tiny bikini.  Make
sure the boys don't stare."
2) "The girl with her playing cards (ed. note: in a
thong) looks like her twin sister."  
3) All/any of the above

Cheers,
Grasshopper/Weedchopper


                
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