According to an e-mail I just received ............
Dan McKay, a computer analyst at Microsoft Great Plains in Fargo, N.D.,
bested thousands of entrants from North Pole, Alaska, to Manchester,
England, to triumph Wednesday in San Jose State University's annual
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
He wrote: "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual
Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet
pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching
for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging
to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop
manual."
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