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To: "Larry Daniels" <email@example.com>
Sorry, dude, I am da dad, and I got the t-shirt to prove it.
The Really Real, Real Larry
Quoting Larry Daniels <firstname.lastname@example.org>:
> Larry Daniels, the "true" father of Anna Nicole's love child and about to
> inherit 500 million simoleons. Party, party!! Woohoo!!
> Free Spridgets for everyone!! (LBC content)
Hey, pal, anybody can have a t-shirt made. Don't mean squat.
I have pictures, well, more like drawings, that are pretty much
incontrovertible proof. Yeah, we are talking prima facie evidence.
However, in the spirit of cooperation and compromise, I will let you have
the kid and I will take the 500 mill. Everybody is happy. End of story.