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Subject: [Spridgets] Joke (No LBC)
From: Bill L <pythias@pacifier.com>
Date: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:42:05 -0800
Hello Spridgets,

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving 
together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she 
notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,   cuddly 
teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, 
cuddly
teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had by the
amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine
guy to have such a large  collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by
his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children...?"

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips he responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her
in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each
other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
 
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense,
explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive man they are lying
there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes
 and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf"

-- 
Best regards,
 Bill                          mailto:pythias@pacifier.com

      * "One of the tires just blew out," Tom said sparingly. 
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