My 50th High School Class reunion is coming up in a couple of years. In
thinking about attending I realized that there will be nobody there except a
bunch of old people.....
Cheers!!
Jim
On Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 10:05 AM, Larry Daniels
<ladaniels@sbcglobal.net>wrote:
> Damn it, Dave, that is way to true to be funny.
>
> LAD
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> From: "Dave Yealy" <lbc@littlebitcountry.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:13 AM
> To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
> Subject: [Spridgets] Priceless (No LBC)
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
> THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS
> ONE .
>
>
>
> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED
> HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
> SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
> BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
> TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
> PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
>
> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
>
> HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975... WHY DO YOU ASK?'
>
> 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
> THEN, THAT UGLY,
>
> OLD,
>
> BALD,
>
> WRINKLED,
>
> FAT ASS,
>
> GRAY-HAIRED,
>
> DECREPIT
>
> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>
> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???
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Cheers!!
Jim
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a
shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
John Adams
US diplomat & politician (1735 - 1826)
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