(purloined from the Experience forum) Peter C
<http://lincoln.craigslist.org/cto/2055978842.html>http://lincoln.craigslist.org/cto/2055978842.html
Chick Magnet - $3500 (Lincoln)
Date: 2010-11-12, 7:34AM CST
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This car is a total chick magnet. Driving this car is like walking
through the park with a new puppy or someone else's baby. That is why
i have to get rid of it. Every time I drive this car women get in
line to follow me home. Not only do they follow me home many stay and
offer to clean my house and do my laundry. Many have offered to have
a baby for me and I cannot even begin to tell you how many meals are
left on my door step. My wife is getting mad. Not only does this car
have the chick magnet feature, it also has given me the ability to
see the future and the power of invisibility. Before owning this car
I was just a regular Joe who was down on his luck. Now I have it all!
a sweet job that pays a ton, a sexy woman that promises not to leave
me if I sell the MG, and too many kids to count! This 1976 MG midget
is the sweetest thing since sliced bread. She has a butt load of new
parts and runs like chickens from a fox. If you are ready to change
your life give me a call 402-499-7685
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