>>Subject: gynecologist...
>>
>>
>>A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one
>>look at this woman and all professionalism immediately goes out the window.
>>Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he
>>begins to stroke her thigh.
>>
>>As he does this, he says to the woman, "Do you know what I am doing?"
>>
>>"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
>>abnormalities."
>>
>>"That is correct," says the doctor.
>>
>>He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he
>>says.
>>
>>"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
>>
>>"That's right," replies the doctor.
>>
>>He then begins to have sex with the woman. He says to her, "Do you
>>know what I'm doing now?"
>>
>>"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes.
>>
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>>
>> Hell
>>
>> Three guys found themselves in Hell: Martin, Joe, and Dave. A little
>> confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a
>> door in the wall (which they hadn't noticed before) open, and behind
>> the door was perhaps the Ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was
>> 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
>>
>> The voice of the Devil was heard,"Martin, you have sinned!!! You are
>> condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
>> Martin was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to
>> his doom.
>>
>> This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
>> when a second door opened, and lo! an even more disgusting example
>> of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7', covered in thick black
>> hair, and flies circled her.
>>
>> The Voice of the Devil was heard, "Joe, you have sinned!!! You are
>> condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!!!"
>> And Joe, like Martin, was whisked off.
>>
>> Dave, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
>> when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained
>> to see the figure of... Cindy Crawford!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Delighted, Dave jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
>> woman, barely dressed in a shiny metallic NASA-space-age material
>> bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil say :
>>
>> "Cindy, you have sinned ........"
>>
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>>
>> As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside
>> my head kept saying, "Relax...; you are Not the first
>> doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But,
>> another voice kept reminding me, "Howard, you are
>> a veterinarian!"
>>
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