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Subject: Re: Life
From: LeBrun@hii.hitachi.com
Date: Wed, 02 Oct 96 13:05:12 PST
After applying some simple algebra to some common phrases and cliches, a 
new understanding can be reached to the secret of wealth and success.
     
Here it goes.
     
    (K)nowledge is (P)ower
    (T)ime is (M)oney, and as every engineer knows, 
    (P)ower is (W)ork over (T)ime.
     
So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of 
wisdom, we get:
    K = P    (1)
    T = M    (2)
    P = W/T  (3)
     
Now, do a few simple substitutions:
     
    Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields: 
    K = W/T  (4)
     
Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
     
    K = W/M  (5).
     
Now we've got something.  Expanding back into English, we get:
     
   Knowledge equals Work over Money.
     
What this MEANS is that:
     
   1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and 
   2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
     
     
Solving for Money, we get:
     
   M = W/K  (6)
   Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
     
>From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge 
approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.
     
What THIS MEANS is:
     
   The More you Make, the Less you Know.
     
Solving for Work, we get
     
   W = M x K  (7)
   Work equals Money times Knowledge
     
   From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge
approaches 0.
     
What THIS MEANS is:
     
    The stupid rich do little or no work.
     
     
Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left 
as an exercise for the reader.
     
     
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COMMENT !!
     
The logic is really great but has a small interpretation bug.
     
As every engineer knows Power is W/T where T is time spent. 
Similarly, M is money is spent (on you) & NOT earned (by you).
     
So, K = W/M
     
What this MEANS is that:
     
   1. The More You Know, the Less Money is SPENT on you (NOT You Make).
     
and so on ...
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