> From: STUART_BRENNAN@HP-Andover-om3.om.hp.com
> Date sent: Fri, 15 Nov 96 14:00:45 -0700
> Subject: Tacky Tie Options
> To: tigers@autox.team.net
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> Did somebody say they wanted LAT Options to support
> Larry's Tie?
>
>
> LAT-T13 "Pie Cutter" Mag tie tack
>
> LAT-T70 LAT-70 tie tack
>
> LAT-RAT "I'd rather be wearing my Sunbeam Tie" Tie Tack, for
> those days when fanciful ties won't do.
>
> LAT-M6880-A50 Right angle tie tack adapter, for those of
> considerable appetite, who want their tie tacks readable
> by those standing directly ahead.
>
> LAT-DIL For engineers and other technologists. A recyclable
> plastic insert maintains a "Dilbert Hook" in your tie
> all day. Reversible.
>
> LAT-HS Want your friends to think you actually repair your own
> Tiger, rather than just wasting your time and money on
> wood grain shift knobs and overpriced regalia?
> Then, select this matching hankie, artistically
> decorated with simulated stains suggesting it's use
> in emergency repairs. Brake fluid, coolant, and oil
> stains are realistically reproduced, along with a
> sooty imprint of the rear of a Lucas headlight switch.
> Includes a kit to upgrade your tie to match, even
> though you may already have the required materials.
>
> LAT-HS-XX This is LAT-HS with traces of your paint color
> (substitute your paint code for XX) included in the
> brake fluid stain. Factory colors only.
>
> LAT-CON Wheel and side trim sticker kit converts the Alpine
> pictured on the tie to a Tiger.
>
> LAT-BL The Book of Larry, the complete history of the
> Sunbeam ties, including a registry of all ties
> still known to exist.
> =======================================================
Whoa! It must be Friday afternoon with a little extra time on our
hands, eh?
Pretty funny stuff, though.
Randy Zimmermann
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