Send in the Clones (TAC Lament)

[nicholsj@oakwood.org]

     Tiger enthusiasts,  now it is time to sing a song! Feel free to add your 
     own verse and pass it along.
     
     
     Jeff
     
     
     "Send in the Clones"
     (Sung to the tune "Send in the Clowns")
     
     What did he do?
     What did he buy?
     When the Tiger he bought,
     was a rebody lie?
     Send in a clone -
     This must be a clone.
     
     
     What didn't he do?
     What didn't he try?
     When the TAC inspector,
     was standing by?
     Send in a clone -
     This must be a clone.
     
     One day he'll cry -
     That much is true.
     When he sells his Alpine
     as a Tiger like new?
     Send in a clone -
     This must be a clone -
     And trick the TAC too!