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Re: (Fwd) Henry Ford

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Subject: Re: (Fwd) Henry Ford
From: LeBrun@hii.hitachi.com
Date: Mon, 24 Mar 97 10:02:36 PST
-Since us Tiger-folks drive FORD-powered cars, I thought people might like this 
in light of all the bitterness and hard feelings of the last week or 2. 

-Sorry if I offend anyone with this or anything else I ever send.

                          Phil

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Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death and was given a warm welcome 
at the pearly gates. St. Peter, after completing the formalities, 
asked him  how he would like to spend his time. Ford, the great 
inventor, asked to see some of the inventors before him
     
Adam was the man credited with the invention of women.
     
Ford requested an audience with Adam, as he had a few things to 
straighten out with him.
     
When the scheduled meeting took place, Ford was all over Adam, 
attacking him for the flaws in his invention.
     
"Your invention is the most stupid work of engineering I ever saw. 
There is too much of front end protrusion, the rear end wobbles too 
much, it chatters at high speeds and the intake is placed too close to 
the exhaust."
     
Adam wasn't happy. He thought for a while then led Henry Ford to the 
Celestial Computer. He worked with the enormous data-banks and in a 
few minutes out popped a few charts and graphs.
     
"Look here, Mr. Ford. Despite all the flaws you pointed out, data 
shows that there are more men riding my product than yours."


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