Possible responses to what Mario wrote:-
Jorquera, Mario wrote:
> Fwd: Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex
>
> >1. It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.
>From some of the movies I’ve seen, I am not sure where the ”Socially
Acceptable” line is any more. {8-o
> > 2. Bigger cars don't always get the most attention.
It ain’t the size that counts. {;-)
> >3. The phone won't ring in the middle of your race.
Take it off the hook! [;-,
> > 4. You get to use your rubber more than once.
Any Scott knows that isn’t true. {:->
> > 5. You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie
> before you race.
If you do it right, she pays! {8-<
> >6. You and the car always finish at the same time.
If you can’t get it right, your just going to have to keep practicing!
{;=<
> >7. You always know where to put your hands.
There is no “wrong” place! (;-)
> >8. You can drive hard, right from the start.
As the old bull said, “Let’s walk down the hill and do ALL the cows”
> >9. The quicker you finish, the better you are.
Depends on the number of heats for the event. [*->
> >10. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.
Of course you can, but it does take lots of practice and good
conditioning, just like racing.
All in good fun,
Steve
--
Steve Laifman < Find out what is most >
B9472289 < important in your life >
< and don't let it get away!>
_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
_/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/_/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
_/_/_/_/_/__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
_/
_/_/_/
|