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Official Conversion chart " joke "

To: alpines@Autox.Team.Net, tigers@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Official Conversion chart " joke "
From: "T, L & T Harrington" <foxfire@mail.sover.net>
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:31:41 -0400 (EDT)
   I wanted to pass this along to you all, hope it's a cheap laugh...  keep
smiling !!!  

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>>                      Official Conversion Chart
>>                   How to Interpret Antique Car Ads
>>
>>IF IT SAYS:                   IT REALLY MEANS:
>>
>>Rare model                    Nobody liked them when new, either
>>Older restoration             Can't tell it's been restored
>>Needs engine work             Its been frozen for 30 years
>>Uses no oil                   Just throws it out
>>No rust                               Body and fenders missing
>>Rough                         It's too bad to lie about
>>One owner                     Never been able to sell
>>No time to complete           Can't find parts anywhere
>>Needs interior                        Seats are gone
>>Rebuilt engine                        Has new spark plugs
>>May run                               But never has
>>Low mileage                   Third time around
>>29 coats of handrubbed paint  Needed that much to cover the rust
>>Clean                         It sat in the rain yesterday
>>Always driven slowly          About what I expect to get
>>Prize winner                  Had luck trophy 3 times in a row
>>Stored 25 years                       Under a tree
>>Real show stopper             Orange with purple fenders
>>Easy restoration              Parts will come off in your hands
>>Ready to show                 Just washed it
>>Top good                      Only leaks when it rains
>>Good investment                       Can't depreciate any more
>>
>>
>
Todd "HURRICANE" Harrington 
RIDE HARD & DIE FREE !


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