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Re: Daimler-Chrysler

To: "T.J. Higgins" <tjhiggin@alpine.iss.ingr.com>
Subject: Re: Daimler-Chrysler
From: Steve Laifman <laifman@flash.net>
Date: Thu, 07 May 1998 14:39:37 +0100

T.J. Higgins wrote:

> Well now that Dailmer-Benz is merging with Chrysler, does that mean we
> change the Chrysler pentastars on our cars to Mercedes tri-stars?
> --
> T.J. Higgins

TJ,

First, all Chrysler managers will have to swear a blood oath to the leader.
Daily, the Company Anthem music and marches will be observed, followd by bonfire
parades at night.  All old parts and books will be burned in a public place.
The Pentagram, being the mark of the Devil, will be replaced by a circle
(standing for nought).  You will now longer be able to buy a used Chrysler
product, just a "pre-owned classic".  No product bearing a Chrysler family nane
will be allowed to surpass any feature or perfomance of the Fathercompany.

The Union leaders will be bought in "special camps" for "re-orientation".

All company records relating to past associations will be shredded.

Carroll Shelby will hear a knock of rifle butts on his door one night.

And lot's of other good things.

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