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To: Sunbeam Tigers <tigers@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: License Plates
From: Bill Goebner <wgoebner@pacbell.net>
Date: Fri, 29 May 1998 07:59:04 -0700
A friend sent me this.  What have you seen for Tigers?


> VANITY PLATES
>
> Plate:    ICNCYDU
> Meaning:  I see inside you, a radiologist's plate 
>
> Plate:    CYIMBRK
> Meaning:  See Why I'm broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck 
>
> Plate:    OH2B39
> Meaning:  A woman in her early 50's has had this plate for about the 
>             last ten years
>
> Plate:    YURNEXT
> Meaning:  On the car of an undertaker [Or a hooker!] 
>
> Plate:    1DFOAL
> Meaning:  Wonderfoal on a Ford Mustang.  
>
> Plate:    2PCME
> Meaning:  To pee, see me! Urologist's plate 
>
> Plate:    2QT4U
> Meaning:  Too cute for you - a beautiful woman driving 
>
> Plate:    4BN EZ
> Meaning:  For Being Easy.  [Another blonde?]
>
> Plate:    4SAFETY
> Meaning:  on a Volvo
>
> Plate:    6ISENUF
> Meaning:  "6 is enough" -- 6 kids?
>
> Plate:    80 INCH
> Meaning:  Yes, this guy is vain, but he's not exaggerating. The 80
>             inch refers to the 80 inch motor on a '82 Harley Davidson 
>
> Plate:    9MPGWOW
> Meaning:  9 Miles Per Gallon, Wow!  On a 1966 Cadillac Sedan DeVille 
>
> Plate:    AV8RX
> Meaning:  Aviator-X.  Wife of a pilot who is also a pilot 
>
> Plate:    GO TPLS
> Meaning:  Go Topless!  On a 1968 Camaro Convertible 
>             Owner has been flashed on warm evenings 
>
> Plate:    KPASAMDK
> Meaning:  (Que) Pasa MD, What's up doc? 
>
> Plate:    NOMODO
> Meaning:  No More Dough, on an expensive car 
>
> Plate:    OL FART
> Meaning:  The loving family presented the old fart with a new 
>             plate for his 95 911 Porsche
>
> Plate:    PP DR
> Meaning:  This plate belongs to a urologist in the Detroit area 
>
> Plate:    PULN GS
> Meaning:  Pulling Gs, on a 300ZX
>
> Plate:    EX WIFE
> Meaning:  That says it all and was on an old Volvo 
>
> Plate:    2ND WIFE
> Meaning:  On a new Mercedes
>
> Plate:    3RD WIFE
> Meaning:  On a beat up Ford
>
> Plate:    MYREVNG
> Meaning:  My Revenge (Divorcee)
>
> Plate:    HESMINE
> Meaning:  On a Porsche driven by a male model 
>
> Plate:    TOOLONG
> Meaning:  On a Lincoln super-long limo owned by Super Limousine 
>             Seattle, WA
>
> Plate:    W8N4FRI
> Meaning:  Waitin' for Friday... join the club! 
>
> Plate:    WNDWS95
> Meaning:  Windows 95, On a customized 95 Chevy Astro Van
>
> Plate:    XITHWY1
> Meaning:  Exit Highway 1.  a trucker's plate, Highway 1 was old 
>             CB slang for trucker heaven
>
> Plate:    XKWIZIT
> Meaning:  Exquisite, on a '56 speedster 
>
> Plate:    ZMEGOBYU
> Meaning:  See me go by you!
>
> Plate:    CME4AD8
> Meaning:  See me for a date
>
> Plate:    CME4DK
> Meaning:  See me for decay, on a dentist's car 
>
> Plate:    CME4LUV
> Meaning:  See me for love, Dr. Ruth Westheimer's car? 
>

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