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Re: More SAC

To: tigers@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Re: More SAC
From: tiger technologies <tartanad@ix.ix.netcom.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 11:37:06 -0700
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>Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 09:41:24 -0700
>To: <tigers@autox.team.net>
>From: Bob Palmer <rpalmer@ames.ucsd.edu>
>Subject: Re: More SAC
>Sender: owner-tigers@autox.team.net
>Reply-To: Bob Palmer <rpalmer@ames.ucsd.edu>
>
>Gentlemen,
>
>Dr. Palmer as asked me to represent him in this legal matter. In addition
>to your tort, I should inform you that several other parties are also
>claiming related injuries, including Messrs. Hall, Martin, Akuszewski, Ms.
>K. Foster, several owners of recently "TAC'd" vintage automobiles known as
>"Sunbeam Tigers", and the entire membership of an auto enthusiasts club
>know as "STOA". In the interests of efficiency, it is suggested that this
>matter be handled as a class action suit.
>
>Since the basis of your complaints are that Dr. Palmer has slandered you
>publicly by distorting the truth, I anticipate that most of you will be
>subpoenaed for your depositions in the initial discovery phase, the purpose
>of which is to determine the true and complete facts relating to the
>incidents described in Dr. Palmer's e-mail communications under the subject
>"SAC" and variations thereof. We may allow some of you (e.g., Mr. C. Cobb)
>to give their depositions via electronic mail because of the distances
>involved.
>
>I must also inform you that any further threats to Dr. Palmer of physical
>harm or public humiliation will be taken as grounds for a counter-suit.
>
>Litigiously yours,
>
>Roscoe B. Tratin
>Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
>
>
>At 04:12 PM 7/8/98 +0100, Steve Laifman wrote:
>
>>
>>A day late, and a dollar short, I'm afraid.  The slander and liable suits
>have
>>already been filed.  I believe the injured patties might accept a
>>settlement, offered in good faith.  Say 16 oz. each of folding money, 90
>proof
>>whiskey, and rare flesh (animal not cannibal).  A public ritual humiliation,
>>involving domesticated animals, might be added for lack of promptness.
>>
>>Steve (Assigned Arbitrator)
>>--
>>Steve Laifman         < One first kiss,       >
>>B9472289              < one first love, and   >
>>                      < one first win, is all >
>>                      < you get in this life. >
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