Subject: Who Knows???
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents
in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin
with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
drives
a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could
it
be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the
universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet
paint
you
will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he
become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland
called "Holes?"
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