>
>
> One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and
> help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
> how to start it."
>
> Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the
> picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's friend figures that he's
> pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place.
>
> She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle
> spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
> studies the box. He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I
> do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look
> like
> the picture of that tiger."
>
> "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all
> these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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