Ugly car contest

["Tom Witt" <wittsend@jps.net>]

Contrary to Theo's perspective I can attest that I have done absolutely
nothing to make my car competitive for the "Ugly" car award. That hard
labor, or lack of, falls directly in the hands of the previous owners. So
competitive is my car that I would have to enter in the "Advanced (awarded
from a distance category) Ugly" due to the fact that I can't even get it out
of the garage.  Tom