We interrupt this broadcast for this Emergency Announcement..............
Lucille and Alvin Johnson have been reported as having been abducted by
their internet provider for non-payment for service. When last seen they
were reported as being held hostage by comcast.com
Anyone with leads as to their current whereabouts, and the ransom
demands, please take no action yourself, but notify
<tigers@autox.team.net> immediately.
Be careful, the abductors are known to be armed, dangerous, and insane.
That's OK, so are the hostages!!
Steve
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Steve Laifman
Editor
<http://www.TigersUnited.com>
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