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Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Racing is Better than Sex

To: MHKitchen@aol.com
Subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Racing is Better than Sex
From: Mark Donaldson <markhd@voyager.co.nz>
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 13:35:23 -0800
MHKitchen@aol.com wrote:
> 
> 10.  It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.
> 9.  Bigger cars don't always get the most attention.
> 8.  The phone won't ring in the middle of your race.
> 7.  You get to use your rubber more than once.
> 6.  You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.
> 5.  You and the car always finish at the same time.
> 4.  You always know where to put your hands.
> 3.  You can drive hard, right from the start.
> 2.  The quicker you finish, the better you are.
> 1.  You can do it more than once in one afternoon.



Years ago I had a tee shirt showing a sports car travelling up a 
switchback mountain road.   On it were the words "Healey drivers 
go in deeper and come out harder".  Until now I'd always assumed 
that was something to do with speed, or handling, or hitting the 
apex.....  or something!

Mark
Auckland  N.Z.


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