LBC owners beware. Don't let this happen to you.
Underwear Is Important
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle...
>From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in
the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while
he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack
of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand
UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have
three stitches in his forehead.
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