~ TOP 10 Lucas Punchlines
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~ 10. They all own Lucas refrigerators
~ 9. Off, Dim, and Flicker
~ 8. Lucas, Prince of darkness
~ 7. Three breaks for Tea and home before dark
~ 6. That can't be it... England is damp (anybody remember the reference?)
~ 5. Inventor of the intermittant windshield wiper
~ 4. No, not a LUCAS pacemaker!
~ 3. Pioneer of the total loss ignition system
~ 2. ?
All British components leak; Lucas components therefore leak electricity
~ 1. ?
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I humbly suggest, as "And the NUMBER ONE Lucas Joke punchline is:"
1. What else would a Lucas torpedo do but try to fly?
(If anyone missed that story, it recently came back to me via a
somewhat roundabout path. Still one of my faves.)
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