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Re: Roadster Stories- Adults only

To: "Chris Bond" <cbond@carolina.rr.com>, <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Roadster Stories- Adults only
From: "John F" <jfried@lvcm.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 21:17:38 -0700
Uh, OK, I won't ban you from the list if you email details directly without
taking up valuable list bandwidth.  jpg's would also be appreciated.

-John F
Las Vegas, NV  (sin city)
'69 2000 Solex

----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris Bond" <cbond@carolina.rr.com>
To: <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, August 28, 2002 8:52 PM
Subject: Roadster Stories- Adults only


> Hey List. While I'm at it I thought I would tell of some of my latest
roadster
> adventures. The first story is about me all alone on a 4 lane hiway
winding
> the little 1600 up through the gear box. Whats that? A pack of cars with a
cop
> in the middle. I hit the brakes hard but it was too late. The cop does a u
and
> pulls me. He likes the car and I tell him the speedo doesnt work. He tells
me
> Yeah, but when you saw me your speed dropped dramatically. He gives me a
fix
> it ticket and sends me down the road. I was really thankfull and ass kissy
> with him.                                     The next story is about
taking a
> date out to lunch in the new red 67 with no top. We had a nice lunch in
> Mocksville NC after visiting with Keith Hege, a roadster guy. While we
were
> eating, a little cloud came over and sprinkled some rain down on the car.
I
> wheeled it over to a closed down gas station and walked back to finish my
> meal. The sky cleared up after the meal and we took off. We didnt get 2
miles
> and the bottom fell out. I wheeled it in to a car wash bay in town. We
were
> probably in the bay for over a hr.Anyway, things got a little steamy in
the
> car wash bay. Sometimes you saw my date and sometimes you didnt. Anyway, I
was
> keeping an eye out for cars in front of me and everything was cool. I
thought
> the old garage behind us was empty, but it wasnt. I looked in the rear
veiw
> mirror and saw these faces looking out the window. I brought this to my
dates
> attention and we decided we better take off.
> My last story is a family oriented story. I took the no top red car to Wal
> Mart around 11 at night to do some shopping. I hear an anouncement over
the
> speaker. If anyone in the store is driving a antique convertable, you need
to
> put your top on its raining. Its raining was the understatement of the
year.
> My poor little car was getting drenched. All I could do was sit in the
> entryway and watch. It rained hard on-in my car for at least a hr. that
was
> Sunday night and the car is still dripping water on the garage floor.
People
> were driving around the car slow just watching it get soaked and everyone
> coming through the door had a comment or two about it.
> Anyway, I hope some of you found this amusing. If not, lighten up. Gotta
go,
> the girl from the car wash is here now. Please dont ban me from the list.
> Chris
>
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