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FW: 'fess up

To: "'FOT'" <fot@autox.team.net>
Subject: FW: 'fess up
From: Jeff Wilt <jwilt@leighengineering.com>
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2001 17:33:41 -0600
this from the guy that got me into this racing stuff, who used to own a TR, but 
now an Abarth (albeit a bitchin Abarth).  How true!
Jeffrey Wilt, PG, CPSM
Rone Engineers, Inc.
8908 Ambassador Row, Dallas, TX 75247
V: 214.630.9745  C:214.729.8475
F: 214.630.9819
1959 TR3A #39

-----Original Message-----
From:   John Furlow [SMTP:jfurlow@tpf.org]
Sent:   Wednesday, January 10, 2001 2:42 PM
To:     jwilt@leighengineering.com
Cc:     jfurlow@SUNGARDRS. COM
Subject:        RE: 'fess up

He left off three things.

1) After all that realize you have to go to the bathroom.

2) You dropped your glove, you reach back to pick it up, and pulled the
safety flag on your fire bottle.

3) As you are leaving the grid you waive to the steward and realize your arm
restraints are not on.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Wilt [mailto:jwilt@leighengineering.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2001 12:33 PM
To: 'John Furlow'
Subject: FW: 'fess up




-----Original Message-----
From:   Mark J Bradakis [SMTP:mjb@autox.team.net]
Sent:   Wednesday, January 10, 2001 11:59 AM
To:     fot@autox.team.net
Subject:        'fess up

Did one of you guys write this?

mjb.
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Here's my routine when getting into the car on the grid:

 1. Get in the car.
 2. Strap myself in (5 point harness).
 3. Realize the keys to the car are in my front pocket.
 4. Unstrap.
 5. Get out of the car and get the keys out of my pocket.
 6. Get in the car.
 7. Strap myself in.
 8. Put the keys in the ignition.
 9. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
10. Unstrap.
11. Put the helmet on the passenger seat.
12. Strap myself in.
13. Notice the driver's door is still open.
14. Wonder why the guy next to me on grid thinks this is so funny.
15. Unstrap.
16. Close the driver's door on the lap belt.
17. Try to strap back in.
18. Open the door to free up the lap belt.
19. Strap myself in.
20. Notice the driver's door is still open.
21. Start getting irritated at guy next to me on grid who is cackling
    like a chicken.
22. Put helmet on head, scraping glasses down nose and onto the floor.
23. Take helmet off.
24. Unstrap.
25. Pickup glasses.
26. Strap myself in.
27. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
28. Decide the guy next to me on grid is having a coronary by the way
    he's twitching and jerking.
29. Unstrap.
30. Put the helmet on my head.
31. Try to strap myself in but I can't see the latch because of the
    helmet.
32. Take helmet off, carefully putting it on the passenger seat.
33. Strap myself in.
34. Starting to hope the coronary the guy is going through finishes soon.
35. Put helmet on.
36. Notice glasses on passenger side of dash.
37. Unstrap.
38. Put glasses on.
39. Strap myself in.
40. The guy next to me must be dead 'cuz I can't see him sitting up in the
    car anymore.

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