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From: Craig [mailto:wensley_tr@comcast.net]
Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 2:31 PM
To: Craig
Subject: it's time for fiat jokes.
it's time for fiat jokes.
Got any more of them?
Craig
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
/ Just follow another one around.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
/ When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
/ They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
/The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
/ Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my
Fiat."
/ The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
/Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
/ A miracle.
What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
/ Science fiction.
What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
/ A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
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