Subject: Horse
The Horth Whithperer
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > > A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a
>> > friend
>> > > > over to look at a horse. His buddy asks,"How will I recognize
>> him?"
>> > > >
>> > > > That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
>> > > >
>> > > > So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for
>> a
>> > male
>> > > > or female horse.
>> > > >
>> > > > "A female horth."
>> > > >
>> > > > So he shows him a prized filly.
>> > > >
>> > > > "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>> > > >
>> > > > So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the
>> once
>> > > > over.
>> > > >
>> > > > "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
>> > > >
>> > > > So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's
>> ears.
>> > > >
>> > > > "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
>> > > >
>> > > > The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he
>> picks
>> > him
>> > > > up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>> > > >
>> > > > "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
>> > > >
>> > > > Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under
>> his
>> > arms
>> > > > and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat,
>> pulls
>> > him
>> > > > out and slams him on the ground.
>> > > >
>> > > > The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
>> > > >
>> > > > "Perhapth I should rephrase that;
>> > > >
>> > > > Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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