I'll add in my 2 cents for the friday funnies!
Bill
BJ7
> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in
> movie?
> They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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> Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1 out
> of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.
>
> Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power
> outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four
> hours.
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> A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
> hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
to
> a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
to
> have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
> really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home,
> got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe
> Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happen.
> Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,"What are you doing?
The
> first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
> the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
> The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll
> up the windows first."
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> A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver
thermos.
> She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over
> to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a
> thermos.....it keeps some things hot and some things cold."
> "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!" So she
> bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on
> her desk. "What's that,' he asked?
> "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things
> cold," she replied.
> Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
> The blond replied, "Two popsicles, and some coffee".
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