A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both
manage to get to sleep; the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, "I'm sorry, butI'm
awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass meanother
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I've got abetter
idea...let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," laughs the man.
"Good," she replies.
"Get your own &$%#@*$ blanket.