The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon
her return, her father cussed her out, "Where have you been all this time,
you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how
you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what
you put your mom through?"
The girl, crying (sniff, sniff...), "Dad... I became a
"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a
disgrace to this family. I don't ever want to see you again!"
"Okay, dad. As you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur
coat and title to a mansion; a savings account certificate of $5 million
for my little brother. And for you, daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new
BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club...
An invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht
in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it you said you had become?"
Girl, crying again. Sniff, sniff... "A prostitute Dad!" Sniff, sniff...
"Oh! Gee! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you
said 'a Protestant'. Come here and give your old man a hug!"
Frogeye@SWCP.com Taos Garage Annex in Albuquerque
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