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Subject: Gas pump humor
From: "David" <dcrawfor@san.rr.com>
Date: Sun, 1 May 2005 09:33:54 -0700
A little humor to help ease the pain of your trip to the pump.


Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ....... $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .......$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............ $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 . .....$10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ......... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ....... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ..... $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............. $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ...............$84.48 per gallon


And the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49....$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and
buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water,
Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.




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