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To: "healey help" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: friday funnies
From: <INSPTWO@msn.com>
Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:33:42 -0400
>Swedish Painter
>
>
>Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted
>portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people
>from all over the country were coming to him
>for paintings.
>
>One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up
>to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Ole
>if he would paint her in the nude This was the
>first time anyone had made this request. The
>beautiful lady said money was no object; she
>was willing to pay $50,000!
>
>Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife,
>Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in
>the house and conferred with Lena, his wife.
>
>In a few minutes, Ole returned and said to the lady:
>"Lena dere says OK . . So, Ya shoor, you betcha!
>I can paint yer in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave on
>my socks so I'll haff a place to vipe my brushes."



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