Let us not forget that Gore also invented ice cream.
(wait a minute, today's not friday!?!)
JK
--- Carlos Cruz <healey3000bn7@yahoo.com> wrote:
> NBC News
> Date Line: August 16, 2005
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> Peter Pullyurchain
>
> National Frozen Dairy Correspondent
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> Dairy farmers and ice cream vendors throughout North
> America have grown quite concerned over rumors of a
> possible invasion from the British well at least
> British car owners. Rumors have been flying on the
> Internet about a British car club with a Jeckel and
> Hyde identity crisis. Part of the time they go by
> the name Austin Healey Club USA and other times
> Austin Healey Club of America. In both cases they
> have chosen to alienate fellow car owners in Canada
> and Mexico. Al Gore, inventor of the Internet and
> former Vice President of the United States had no
> immediate comment.
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>
>
> Bob Utter, spokesman for the National Dairy Council
> held a press conference yesterday and expressed
> concern over the proximity of the hot little cars
> and ice cream. This could be a disaster. Most
> sewer systems in the US are not equipped to handle a
> flood of melted ice cream. All of those mobile
> ovens should be shipped back to the UK.
>
>
>
> Similar sentiments are streaming in from dairy
> farmers. Cecil Nekk, known as Red to his fellow
> Dairy Farmers had this to say, Who dem Brits tink
> de r? Bringin all dem tiny foraine microwave ovens
> nere me bovines. Dis iz Merica. We drive Merican
> steel ova here.
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> The Ice Cream Vendors Association spokeswoman,
> Margarita (Margaret) Vaca Del Rancho attempted to
> diffuse the situation. Weve tried to help our
> membership understand that there really is no reason
> for concern. We have it on good authority that
> 98.1% of this group use trailers to move their cars.
> We suspect the other 2% do not know about the
> event. The primary concern for our vendors will be
> adequate trailer parking.
>
>
>
> Several attempts were made to reach Reid Trummel of
> the Austin Healey Club USA organization for comment.
> Evidently he is keeping a low profile following his
> affiliation transplant surgery. Don Lenschow,
> President of the organization only had this to say,
> This event is utterly ridiculous.
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