Doing some cleaning last night I came across the installation instructions
that came with my wife when I married her 15 years ago - thought I'd share.
Cheers
Carlos Cruz
'60 BN7
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INSTALLING WIFE version 1.0
CAUTION: Extremely Powerful Software. It Controls the Whole System.
* When installing this s/w, additional s/w like Mother-in-law 1.0 and
Father-in-law 1.0 will be automatically installed in ur system.
* Wife 1.0 may detect s/w like Girl friends 1.0,2.0,3.0 etc as viruses and
try to uninstall it.
* Do not install Wife 2.0 over Wife 1.0 for this may corrupt the system.
* Applications like Smoking 5.2, Drinking 6.7 , Parties 2.0 may stop working
abruptly.
* Service Packs like Jewels 1, Flower 2, Sarees 3 may be added for the
smooth functioning of Wife 1.0.
* Resources like Time, Money would be occupied by Wife 1.0.
So Be Careful !!!
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