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Subject: Tuesday Funny
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:09:09 -0500
One-wish Genie 

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if
she got three wishes. 
  
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a
one-wish genie. So...What'll it be?" 
  
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.  See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want
all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring
about world peace and harmony." 
  
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." 
  
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find
the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and
help with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family,
doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish
for...........a good man." 
  
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the d -- n map again."




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