Subject: Clean Joke
This just to funny and clean It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word
or two in it. Here is one none: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are
growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The birch says she cannot tell. They argue all afternoon whether it is a
son of a birch or
a son of a beech.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker,
you are a tree expert.
Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son
of a birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into.
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